I Don't Wanna Grow Up is a song from Underfist: Halloween Bash. It is sung by Fred Fredburger and Jeff the Spider.
Lyrics[]
Jeff: I like to play lawn darts.
Fred: I like to play ping pong.
Jeff: I ride in shopping carts.
Fred: And I like to sing songs.
Jeff: I dazzle in fine arts.
Fred: Um. I bottle my farts.
both: I don't wanna grow up.
Jeff. There were so many silly things we liked to do.
Fred: Yes.
Jeff: Then we started growing up and now they're through.
Fred:YES!
Jeff: Being responsible is hard to do.
Fred: YES!!!
Jeff: I liked it more when it was just me and you. But what can we do?
Fred: I can put 2 fingers in my bellybutton but I can't get the golf ball out.
Jeff: Soon I'll be 38.
Fred: And I'll lose my hair.
Jeff: I'll get a job I'll hate.
Fred: I'll dress up like a bear.
Jeff: I'll put on lots of weight.
Fred: And I'll never get a date.
Both: I don't wanna grow up.
Jeff: There were so many silly things we liked to do.
Fred: Yes.
Jeff: But we started growing up and now we're through. I used to be little. But then I grew. I'm putting on pressure when I'm in this crew. Let's put pants on our heads.
Fred: Let's wear hats on our bottoms.
Jeff: Jump on our bed.
Fred: Don't fold clothes but wad them.
Jeff: Let's paint the town red.
Fred: No let's go play instead.
Both: I don't wanna grow up.