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The Secret Snake Club vs P.E.
The Secret Snake Club vs P.E.
Series The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Season 7
Production code 703
Writer C. H. Greenblatt
Broadcast information
Cartoon Network US Premiere October 20, 2006
Paired with King Tooten Pooten
Chronological information
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The Show that Dare Not Speak Its Name
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King Tooten Pooten

The Secret Snake Club vs P.E. is the 3rd episode from season 7 of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

Plot[]

Billy, Irwin, Pud'n, and the others don't like P.E. so they join the Secret Snake Club, since they have notes to get out of P.E. Everyone gets out of P.E. except for Billy (since Harold is the one giving away the notes). After Billy is the only person in P.E., they summon the great snake named The Destroyer to get out of P.E. forever. The Destroyer appears, but only turns out to be a tiny snake. Sperg loses his patience and steals Grim's scythe (who stopped caring like five episodes ago). Sperg zaps the Destroyer and it grows bigger and bigger and destroys the entire gymnasium. After the girls see they've done, they tell the boys that they wanted P.E., that they needed an outlet for their aggression. They then beat up everyone (including the Destroyer). The P.E. teacher then says they got beaten up because they got lazy and sloppy from skipping gym class.


Quotes[]

  • Billy: Pardon us. But, would you mind if we join you?
  • Irwin: (Clears Throat)
  • Wiggly: Who put you up to this? Was it the Heathers?
  • Irwin: No, we just want sit with you.
  • Wiggly: Well, you can not. This table is for members of the resevre exclusive club who-- No, wait come back. To sit with us, you'll must first recite the pass code. No wait, come back. You can sit with us. If you'll give us yourt pudding club. Wait come back. We're so lonely.

  • Wiggly: Oh, great. Now, you've upsetting King Cobra. Hurry up and give him some pudding! So, you'll wish to know our secrets of avoidence do you?
  • Billy: More than anything.
  • Wiggly: And are there others who feel the same? Good. We shall spread the word. Today after school a clan destin meeting to plot the final down fall of physical education. (Laughs) Welcome, fellow conspirators to the lair of the Secret Snake Club. Yes, question?

  • Wiggly: Now, before we reveal our dark secrets. You'll must decide. (Viper shows them a blue cupcake) If you'll eat the blue cupcake, the story ends. You'll wake in your bed and believe what ever to believe. (King Cobra shows them a red cupcake) You'll eat the red cupcake, you'll stay in Wonderland and I'll show you how the deep the rabbit hole goes.
  • Billy: Are there any chocolate cupcakes?

  • Wiggly: All of you shut up! This oath is over.
  • Irwin: So, are we in the club now?
  • Wiggly: Yes.
  • All: Yay! No more P.E.!
  • Wiggly: As members, you'll be assigned your secret names. Now, let's see.

  • Sperg: Man, these guys are total nerds.
  • (Sperg beats everyone up)
  • Sperg: No more dork talk. You nerds better tell me how to get out of P.E. right now!
  • Wiggly: Fried cheese sticks. Everyone needs fried cheese sticks. We need excuse notes. (Shows him a fried cheese sticks) And we've brought paying.
  • Harold: Fried cheese sticks. Give me, give me, give me, give me.
  • Billy: Dad, I didn't know you were a doctor?
  • Harold: No, neither did I. But, apparently all you need this head and neck, and people pay you to fix them. Why just this very morning I did a heart transplant.
  • (Flashback started)
  • Old Man: Wait, wait. I think that's a tomato.
  • (Flashback ended)
  • Harold: So, what are you rotten little delinquents need to be excuse from?
  • Billy: P.E.
  • Harold: No. See, that's a theriacal grade area and a doctor of my standings shouldn't--
  • Wiggly: We have fried zucchini. (Shows Harold a fried zucchini)
  • Harold: A note for you, a note for you, a note for you, no note for you.
  • Billy: No note?!
  • Harold: Son, if I give you a fake note to get out of P.E., what kind of parent would that make me, huh, huh, huh?

  • Wiggly: Ah, it is a glorious victory. Yes, I could stand here and look at this all day!

  • Wiggly: Well, I see, that with... Oh, hold on.

  • Mandy:: Did it ever once occur to you stupid, stupid boys that maybe we girls want P.E.? Hmm?! That maybe we need an outlet for our aggression?!

  • Irwin: Come on, ladies, be reasonable, yo.
  • (boys get beat up)
  • Irwin: I regret nothing!

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Characters[]

Credits[]

  • Story and Storyboard by: C. H. Greenblatt
  • Directed by: Shaun Cashman and Russell Calabrese

Trivia[]

  • This is the first episode where Mandy only appears towards the ending of the episode; ditto for Grim.
  • This is the second appearance of the Snake Club.
  • This is the second episode where Grim doesn't interact with Billy or Mandy in any way.

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